Escaping Adulthood

While speaking with one of my favorite people today I  suggested the bright idea to go back to being 18 again, move into the dorms and make up some story that we were from a 15 person high school in the middle of Nowheresville, WI in order to re-attend college.

Her response... "expensive" truly the thoughts of a "real worlder" and no I do not mean a slutty MTV reality star, rather I am referring to an individual who has left the happy place of the student loan grace period and is fully a fully functioning, bill paying 40+ hour/week working adult.  The kind of person who would love to go back and some days probably needs return to the "glory" days of beer bongs, Monday night bar crawls and Saturday morning boozefests.

So to all my real worlders out there (you know who you are) we may not be able to "travel" back in time but just wait until retirement because "glory" days here we come.